rnilkbreath:

i am a real life human being i require at least 5 attention a day or i wither away and become a small potted plant

(via reyguns)

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

(via therealslimshayley)

djavjr:

it has been three days since my infiltration into the nest

they do not suspect a thing

(via bionic0wl)